PUB CRAWLS

Stop what you're doing immediately. You're probably in the mood to tie one on. Before you do, you need a safe and reliable method of transportation in place. 

After a few restless hours downtown crawling from pub to pub, you'll be in absolutely no shape to drive. 

You're a smart person, and you know that, other wise you wouldn't be on a limo site searching for a safe and secure way to get around. 

I remember when I went on a pub crawl once in Lisbon. The stipulations were simple, you paid $15 and you were taken to 3 bars, where you'd have unlimited booze served to you. 

Amazingly, we made it past bar #1. Keep in mind, this was after we had pre-funked at the hostel with countless pulls from the sangria bowl.

This takes us to the 2nd bar. The bartender fills up two shot glasses with orange flavored Vodka. We do a couple shots. The bar was packed, so I tip the guy $3, yes $3 to keep the shots a comin'.

After about 5 or 6 of those, the blackout kicks in. This was no ordinary blackout where you come to every 30-45 seconds, then drift back into the visceral abyss. We were both completely comatose, with my buddy unable to move. Last thing I remember was dialing for an ambulance to come grab him.

Next thing I know, I'm back at the hostel and sitting in a chair, while my buddy is being scolded for attempting to urinate on the Hostel's Christmas tree. It turns out that the group running the pub crawl had to utilize the assistance of two random Portuguese men to help get my buddy and I back to the hostel.

The next day, he didn't get out of bed until 6 pm. Needless to say, this was the pub crawl of all pub crawls.

If we had been able to use a limo, we wouldn't have had to bother those poor Portuguese men, the gals in charge of the pub crawl, the bartenders, the people in the bar, and the folks running the hostel!

As you can see, we caused abnormal amounts of trouble because we were too foolish not to grab a limousine!

Don't make the same mistakes we made. Book a limo or town-car from Salt Lake Limousines and go on the best pub crawl of your life!